05.09.04 - 20:00

I did not observe, as I should have, the birthday of my Dear Sitemate Annika, who has blessed us with her presence on this earth for 24 years this August. In commemoration of this event, I'd like to share some of her more famous quotes.

Annika on Dish Washing: "That's the real reason I'm a feminist, Molly. I would suck as a housewife."

Annika on Celebrities in Us Weekly: "Oh! He looks terrible! But isn't that a woman's bag? Isn't that Justin Timberlake? Oh no! It's Madonna!"

Annika on Interpersonal Relationships: "Now, this is just between us, because I know you don't judge me when I judge others..."

Annika on the Spirit of Sharing During Times of Hardship: "I had one tiny little carrot in my maafe today and I did not share it!!!! Yesssss. It was in my slice of the pie!"

Annika on Food Safety: "Is it bad for your health to use a rusted spoon? I use mine. It's so rusty!"

Annika on Fair Treatment for Hotel Workers: "We're older than him and we're paying him, so it's like we're his masters. We can do whatever we want."

And a joint effort on Personal Hygiene:

Molly: "God, I've been picking my nose so much!"

Annika: "Dude, it's that season..."

Keep in mind that these quotes are even funnier because to know Annika is to know what a sweet, conscientious woman she is. However, I believe it was Erin P's sister who observed "All the unhappiness in my sister's life from now on I'm blaming on Mauritania."

Happy late birthday, Annika!

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